Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 May 2010

Oh my dear diary, I am in shock. I saw photos of the Bogdanoff twins yesterday. They write science fictions stuff and are beginning to look like aliens themselves.

My goodness I thought my chin and Jay Leno's were winning in The Book of World Records but, crikey, these two nutters will be taking our titles from us.

Ugly is doesn't begin to explain them. Too much plastic surgery now makes THEM look plastic.

I bet I have nightmares tonight.

That's the last time I'll click onto a 'link' in one of Chris James' articles......Night, Night, to see you nice.