Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
I had been constipated for almost a week.
The discomfort was unbearable and no medication gave any form of relief.
But then - I woke up this morning, and sat on the loo as usual.
To my delight, out fell a 10 inch log as fat as my arm.
"Nice to see poo, to see poo, nice", I thought
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