Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

December 16th - Went to the The Home Exhibition Show yesterday evening. I was looking for a new snazzy cooker, but something caught my eye - an electric fruit peeler. twenty quid and allows for hands-free depeeling of skinned fruitage.

I couldn't I shouted to the stall holder:

"Look at that, it's so appealing, go on peeler, do your peeling"

People just tutted and shook their heads.

Miserable cunts.

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