Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
December 16th - Went to the The Home Exhibition Show yesterday evening. I was looking for a new snazzy cooker, but something caught my eye - an electric fruit peeler. twenty quid and allows for hands-free depeeling of skinned fruitage.
I couldn't resist...so I shouted to the stall holder:
"Look at that, it's so appealing, go on peeler, do your peeling"
People just tutted and shook their heads.