Brian Clough - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

When I first met St Peter up here, I suggested he made me manager, and I'd sort out a Heaven football team to play against that mob from Hell.

He said he would think about it... why wait I thought, if he was waiting for the likes of Wayne Rooney, Justin Fashanu, and Billy Bremner to arrive up here, he's wasting his time... they will be playing for Hell surely?

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