Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 August 2008

Ha I beat the maid hands up too! You can call me the Boris Becker of Wiff Waff if you like? Now where was I?

Oh yes, clearing Red Kenny's drawers out - I wonder what delihts I'll find today.

Rubber Newt

Snakeskin (I think) Thong

Playboy magazine

Mao Tse Tung's signed copy of little red book

Half-eaten Snickers bar -YUCK!!!

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