Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Called into Boots the chemist today and bought a comb, a hairbrush, and a box of condoms. Had a brainwave of getting Oympic condoms manufactured in Gold, Silver and Bronze in readiness for 2012. Need to keep patrotic fervour going.

Tried some of those high-protein North Korean noodles for lunch - my they've got a kick to them! Felt fighting fit so I had game of Wiff Waff on dining room table with maid - beat her hands down - and she's Chinese. Have good feelings about this!

See ya soon

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