Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 August 2008

Its bloody fantastic being the Lord-bleeding- Mayor of Luvvie-land!

I can do exactly as I please!

Made a total ass of myself at the Olympics, but what the hell!

I'm British, so stuff the rest of the foreigners who think I'm an arrogant pig-ignorant slob!

Me and my posh chums polished off a crate of upper-class Bolly and then had an impromptu game of naked leap-frog in the Olympic Stadium.

That took the slitty eyed Red Guard by surprise I can tell you!

Stuff all the foreign Olympic bastards!

We'll see who rules the world when the Games are held in my back yard!