Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Yesterday was my 64th birthday, but it was spoilt for three reasons!

1. I had to work, and Arsenal lost 2-1 at home to Dortmund in the Champions League

2. Alex Ferguson launched his book and took all the press attention, talking about his feuds with Beckham, Keane and Rooney.

3. No-one bought me that flowery t-shirt I liked in Primark!

Oh well, there's always Christmas :-(

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