Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

I have told the media that Jack Wilshire will not play again this season and therefore will not be suitable for the Euro's in Poland/Ukraine.

The Euro's are in June, with the final early July, not that the date of the final matters because it is England we are talking about here.

Jack said he would like to be considered for the TeamGB Olympic football team, but I said if he played in that tournament I would resign Ray Parlour in his midfield role for next season. So he withdrew.

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