Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

According to the Daily Mirror, Robin van Persie's agent has held talks with Juventus, who are prepared to pay Arsenal in excess of £25m for the 28-year-old Dutch striker.

Well I'd rather he went to Juve than Man City or Barca.
With £25m in the transfer kitty I will bring in Lukas Podolski from Cologne for £10m. And spend the rest on one of those really big Toblerone you see at the airport. They're lovely.

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