Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

Oh dear, Tottenham lose 5-1 to Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-final. Spurs up in arms over the second goal, which never crossed the line.

The Daily Mail is calling it the biggest refereeing blunder since the 1966 World Cup - well they do like the exaggerate!

On Friday in my press conference i called for video technology to be brought in - how smug do i feel now!

Harry looked like he had forgotten the passport for his Monaco bank account - if we beat Wigan tonight at the Emirates and go eight points clear of Spuds - poor old H'- king of the lost causes.