Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 April 2022

So, that's another series of the Apprentice done.

I only have another series left before that damned BBC contract is finished. If only I had believed what Mystic Meg had told me all of those years ago, I would not have unleashed so many fools onto our television screens.

Still, not year it is The Apprentice on Ice, so that will up the levels of comedic danger.