Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary

Monday, 31 December 2012

The petition to deport Piers Morgan from America for his comments on gun control has now accrued over 100,000 signatures.

Not surprising really - being unpopular comes naturally to Piers.

The bad news for me if he comes back - he'll be tweeting me in UK time while I am trying to work instead of on US time while I am relaxing. I may have to block him.

Especially if Arsenal keep on playing like they did on saturday when they bea Newcastle 7-3!