Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 December 2012

My oaf mate Piers Moron has upset Americans by saying gun ownership should be controlled more tightly, following the tragic shooting of 20 children and 6 teachers in Newtown.

A petition calling for the deportation of Morgan from the US has so far had 60,000+ signatures. I always knew he was unpopular - this just proves it. Problem is around 6,000,000 are willing to sign a petition in Britain begging the yanks to keep him.

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