Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary

Monday, 24 July 2023

A new series of The Apprentice will be starting soon. I suppose I had better start practising my lines.

You couldn't have done any better, and that is the problem. You are Fired.

You lost all of that money. You are Fired.

Nobody likes you, and you have no charisma. You are Fired.

These would be positive aspects for a Politician. Funny old world we live in, isn't it?


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