Adolf Hitler - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
Remind me to execute my speechwriter tomorrow!
For the first time in my life I was heckled and booed off the stage today while giving the speech to 50 thousand of my most zealous followers. Everything was going fine until I read the part that said,
"We Germans are proud of our masturbation". The dumkopf writer was supposed to write, "We Germans are proud of our master race nation".