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Friday, 12 June 2009

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Billy Joe Wants You To See Things His Way.

A redneck reader of TheSpoof.com has put spoof writers in his s*** list. Intolerant of opinions alien to his own, he is exacting a terrible revenge on those with thinking tangential to his own.

He has found a horrible means of inflicting his anger and dis-passion on the literary artists - he goes down the list of their articles and gives every one of them a one star rating!

HIDEOUS VILLIANRY!
SAVAGE ABOMINATION!
HEINEOUS BEASTIALITY!

Sir, you are an unspeakable cad!

Atrocities have been known to occur in the history of literature and this ranks right up there with a London newspapers plagiarism of Dicken's 'Christmas Carol' that drove the author to live in France. Fortunately your's truly was able to overcome his adversary by immediately given himself 5 star ratings to balance them out, although he ashamedly did not deserve them.

Carrying on the Bush era legacy of smiting down any opinion foreign to its own self interests, our beloved reader is a true disciple of Newt Gingrich, the Goebbles of our time who is so aptly named after a slimy lizard (my true apologies to any newts who may happen to be reading this- I really did not mean to insult you by comparing you to him and you are not so much slimy as you are tacky.)

Certain factions in our government would be happy if every normal citizen were to have a plastic bag put over his head and be deprived of oxygen to the point where they are simply bestially obedient. That would make them much easier to herd around. Then the 'overlords' could rule in the true Roman Emperor fashion that they imagine.

An injustice has been incurred and the gauntlet has been thrown down. Further retatliation will be spewed out in the form of writing about aforesaid Nazi's favorite heroes- Dick Cheney, George Bush, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Adolph Hitler, Bernito Mussilini, Franco, Attila the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, Ghengis Khan, Caligula, Beelzebub, ad infinitum.
There shall be no mercy given.

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