Spoof writers from all over the globe have recently expressed concerns over the apparent disappearance of Spoof writing Dudley based legend Monkey Woods.
Various theories have been expounded on the writers lack of recent activity, ranging from being kidnapped by French aliens to brokering big money transfers on behalf of Hull City FC.
However, we managed to get an exclusive interview with the reclusive star as he was admitted to the Priority Clinic in North London.
"It was that on line chess match that did me in," Woods told us as he hobbled into reception with the aid of a stick, and obviously in considerable pain. "I expected a much better performance than the one that Skoob put up. He comes across as reasonably intelligent so I expected a hard fought battle. It turned out that he was really as thick as a work house butty. I can't believe how easily I slaughtered the mug at chess. For all his big talk about being a hardened Man United fan who spent a long time in Burnley, he had nothing. He was just an empty suit. I went into shock. I just need to relax for a little while and then hopefully I'll be back. Back on TheSpoof.com, as scathing and witty as ever."
On behalf of all Spoof writers we wish Monkey Woods a hasty return.
More as we get it.