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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

She admits that she showed no panty lines at the wedding because "I never wear panties."

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Tom Cruise seen jumping up and down on Oprah's couch about Pippa!

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell in fistfight to see which can have her on their shows first.

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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Posters will be available for teenage boys to post in their rooms soon.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Morton Salt wants her to update their famous "girl getting her panties pulled off by the dog" scene.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

No truth to the rumor that she has been asked to join the Wiggles.

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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Pippa Middleton's ass was not involved in this story in any way.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Englishman denies death, claims he's "pining for the fjords."

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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

There's now an empty cave for rent.

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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Celebrants sing "ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Twelve sheep and two camels widowed at his death

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Department of Homeland Security Revises Colored Terror Threat System

New terror threats are easier to remember: "Watch your Ass!" and "Cover your Ass!"

written by Jalapenoman, 23 April 2011
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Obama Upset About Mid Term Election Losses

"At least I could look at Pelosi's tits when I got bored with her. This Republican Majority Leader won't give me anything to state at."

written by Jalapenoman, 05 November 2010
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Miners freed after two months

One upset because "we were getting pudding tomorrow."

written by Jalapenoman, 13 October 2010
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Wife admits "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

If her "bonnie" is a politician, he probably lies regardless of where he is in the world.

written by Jalapenoman, 20 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Host Nick Cannon will sell his new book, "America's Got Talent, But I Sure Don't."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Other Infomercial spokesmen will unite for a special "We Remember Billy Mays" tribute video.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Survivor Winner Richard Hatch will sell his autobiography, "Why You Should Have Left Assholes Like Me On The Island."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Tiger Woods will sell his women's golf instructional video, "Playing With My Balls."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Past American Idol winners Fantasia Barino and Taylor Hicks will remind viewers why not to watch when just by performing.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

BP will market their tried and true tactics for cleaning home spills (and waiting months to do it)

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Rosie O'Donnells will sell her new exercise video: "I count a full spoon as weight lifting."

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Kate Gosslin will hawk her new book, "How To Drive A Husband Away In Easy Steps"

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

The family with 19 kids (and counting) will demonstrate how to "not" use birth control.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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