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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
She admits that she showed no panty lines at the wedding because "I never wear panties."
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Tom Cruise seen jumping up and down on Oprah's couch about Pippa!
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell in fistfight to see which can have her on their shows first.
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Posters will be available for teenage boys to post in their rooms soon.
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Morton Salt wants her to update their famous "girl getting her panties pulled off by the dog" scene.
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
No truth to the rumor that she has been asked to join the Wiggles.
Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Pippa Middleton's ass was not involved in this story in any way.
Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Englishman denies death, claims he's "pining for the fjords."
Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
There's now an empty cave for rent.
Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Celebrants sing "ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"
Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Twelve sheep and two camels widowed at his death
Department of Homeland Security Revises Colored Terror Threat System
New terror threats are easier to remember: "Watch your Ass!" and "Cover your Ass!"
Obama Upset About Mid Term Election Losses
"At least I could look at Pelosi's tits when I got bored with her. This Republican Majority Leader won't give me anything to state at."
Miners freed after two months
One upset because "we were getting pudding tomorrow."
Wife admits "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
If her "bonnie" is a politician, he probably lies regardless of where he is in the world.
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Host Nick Cannon will sell his new book, "America's Got Talent, But I Sure Don't."
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Other Infomercial spokesmen will unite for a special "We Remember Billy Mays" tribute video.
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Survivor Winner Richard Hatch will sell his autobiography, "Why You Should Have Left Assholes Like Me On The Island."
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Tiger Woods will sell his women's golf instructional video, "Playing With My Balls."
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Past American Idol winners Fantasia Barino and Taylor Hicks will remind viewers why not to watch when just by performing.
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
BP will market their tried and true tactics for cleaning home spills (and waiting months to do it)
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Rosie O'Donnells will sell her new exercise video: "I count a full spoon as weight lifting."
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Kate Gosslin will hawk her new book, "How To Drive A Husband Away In Easy Steps"
Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
The family with 19 kids (and counting) will demonstrate how to "not" use birth control.
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