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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
She admits that she showed no panty lines at the wedding because "I never wear panties."
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Tom Cruise seen jumping up and down on Oprah's couch about Pippa!
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell in fistfight to see which can have her on their shows first.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Posters will be available for teenage boys to post in their rooms soon.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Morton Salt wants her to update their famous "girl getting her panties pulled off by the dog" scene.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
No truth to the rumor that she has been asked to join the Wiggles.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Pippa Middleton's ass was not involved in this story in any way.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Englishman denies death, claims he's "pining for the fjords."
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
There's now an empty cave for rent.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Celebrants sing "ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Twelve sheep and two camels widowed at his death
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Department of Homeland Security Revises Colored Terror Threat System
New terror threats are easier to remember: "Watch your Ass!" and "Cover your Ass!"
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Obama Upset About Mid Term Election Losses
"At least I could look at Pelosi's tits when I got bored with her. This Republican Majority Leader won't give me anything to state at."
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Miners freed after two months
One upset because "we were getting pudding tomorrow."
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Wife admits "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
If her "bonnie" is a politician, he probably lies regardless of where he is in the world.
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Host Nick Cannon will sell his new book, "America's Got Talent, But I Sure Don't."
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Other Infomercial spokesmen will unite for a special "We Remember Billy Mays" tribute video.
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Survivor Winner Richard Hatch will sell his autobiography, "Why You Should Have Left Assholes Like Me On The Island."
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Tiger Woods will sell his women's golf instructional video, "Playing With My Balls."
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Past American Idol winners Fantasia Barino and Taylor Hicks will remind viewers why not to watch when just by performing.
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
BP will market their tried and true tactics for cleaning home spills (and waiting months to do it)
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Rosie O'Donnells will sell her new exercise video: "I count a full spoon as weight lifting."
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
Kate Gosslin will hawk her new book, "How To Drive A Husband Away In Easy Steps"
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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"
The family with 19 kids (and counting) will demonstrate how to "not" use birth control.
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