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Cherie Blair forgets contraceptive kit
Blair admitted to having not taken it to Balmoral, due to embarrassment. 'Carrying around a Paper bag with two holes in it is not something you do in front of the Queen.' she said.
written by ScottThe Dot, 12 May 2008
Rice Krispies to split up
The famous trio of Snap, Crackle and Pop are to go their separate ways according to their agent. The split is being put down to 'musical differences.'
written by ScottThe Dot, 12 May 2008
Jenna Bush 'No Longer a Virgin,' White House Says
"She is now a woman," White House press secretary Dana Perino said in statement. "I can confirm that her new husband gave it to her good over the weekend."
written by Heewack, 12 May 2008
Son Steps on Crack, Breaks Mom's Back
Irresponsible action by 8-year-old Tommy Jetpack results in mom being a quadriplegic. "I can't make macaroni and cheese for you anymore," she blinks.
written by Heewack, 12 May 2008
Riot
Today a riot broke out at the Grand theatre, Wolverhampton, England. During the performance of a pantomime held on behalf of Paranoids Anonymous. The trouble started when someone shouted: "He's behind you!"
written by IN SEINE, 11 May 2008
PTSD
Medical researchers have discovered that people from Warsaw were the first people in the world to suffer a certain disorder from seeing atrocities - yes Poles were the first to display POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!
written by IN SEINE, 08 May 2008
Co-Founder of Ice Cream Parlor Chain Passes Away At Age 90
Surviving founders Mr. Baskin, Mr. Robbins, and Mr. Flavors all say that they will miss Mr. 31.
written by Jalapenoman, 07 May 2008
Times Square to be renamed Comic Sans Square
New York Mayor Elliot Screwzer today confirmed the name change to the iconic landmark. 'It just seems a bit friendlier..you know..more jokey', he said whilst paying £3000 an hour to some skank.
written by ScottThe Dot, 04 May 2008
Brown accepts McDonalds job
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has accepted a job taking orders at McDonalds. He joins former Mayor Ken Livingstone, who is flipping burgers at the Peckham branch.
written by parveen liddy, 03 May 2008
Livngstone has lost Erection
The Tokyo Times has reported that London Mayor, Ken Livingstone has lost his erection!
written by norma snockers, 03 May 2008
Bad Hair Day
May 2nd 2008 will go down in history as a bad hair day in politics - not only did Labour suffer massive losses, Nick Clegg of the Lib/Dems and Boris Johnson also had bad hair days.
written by IN SEINE, 03 May 2008
What a Waste!
American Medical Scientists have determined that the average male member is 6 inches long, and the average female orifice is 8 inches deep? So in New York City alone there is over 2 miles of unused pussy!
written by norma snockers, 03 May 2008
Student Counts Times Obama's Name Is Said, Wins Math Prize
Dexter Claponclapoff from Maine discovered the longest number ever recorded, by writing a program on his PC whcih counts how many times the word Obama is used in 12 hours of TV viewing. He was awarded the first Nobel Prize for Math ever given.
written by David Hawkins, 03 May 2008
Is John McCain Insane? Docs Test Says Yes!
Insane in the membrane. Doctors at Idaho's Mr. Potatohead Psychiatric Clinic finish a 4 day test of John McCain's brain and determined his is equivalent to a microwaved ant on LSD & is predicted to act as kooky as Bush or Cheney.
written by David Hawkins, 03 May 2008
Woman Sees Image Of Toast In Jesus' Face
Sister Bertha McFrookkin of St. Curley's Three Sided Catholic Church in Hesperia California was staring at the Jesus statue in the church and clear as day, a miracle in the form of the shape of a piece of toast appeared on his face.
written by David Hawkins, 02 May 2008
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