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New Rascal III vehicles to contain adult diapers, diaper's disposals for those going on longer trips of half a mile or more.
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American Airlines to terminate pension plan for staff. Staff vote to terminate bosses at American Airlines.
Asda has issued a statement today reassuring all the scrubbers that are barred from shopping at Tesco in their jim jams are welcome at Asda
New experiments have proved the difference between casual addiction to drugs and full addiction to drugs in rats. The full addiction rats are 90% more likely to be eaten by the casual drug rats.
Shoot. I meant Fern Brittan.
Jayne Torville has announced today that she has medical evidence that contrary to popular belief she is not a descendant of the long faced horse
Real change as in offering Cardiff an Aberfan by insisting on keeping 1.5 million tons of water in a disused Llanishen reservoir located above hundreds of houses and a school.
Father Gabriele Amorth, chief Roman Catholic exorcist claims that the devil is living in the Vatican. The Pope is said to be angry. The devil, a.k.a. The Father of Lies says: "Now that IS a lie!!!"
Providing jail sentences for knife crimes could cost around £80 million, however, critics say that this figure is just "a stab in the dark!And were certain that cuts could be made"
A drunken bank cashier from Salford claims that an image of Jesus has appeared on his frying pan after he burnt some of the pork product. Hmmm... Jews? Bacon? Doubtful!!
Due To Low sales, Milton & Bradley have decided to drop their board game: Timbergland!
Due To Low sales, Milton & Bradley have decided to drop their board game: Prawn Duel!
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