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Priest gave up, "that Jordan was too strong, I couldn't get her to leave Kati Price's Body."
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'Look, I swear, I never used my x-ray vision to boggle girls.
and nearly causes 100 black holes instead of the usual 20 black-holes per hour, which in non-galactic terms is roughly 45 miles to the gallon
was just a 'soccer kick-around' to see who could put it "in the back of the net'.
He's the guy who lost 50 million on a handshake, who dug 100 miles into the Earth's crust to find dirt of the non-pay-dirt variety. Hence the term "to Verne".
Superman woke one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed overnight into Nancy Pelosi.
Undefeated New Orleans Saints admit that whole offensive line are zombies. That's why they're so offensive.
After several people complained that they had lost money taking the advice of a religious teacher on a Chicago local cable station, police turned it on and saw a senior monk with a vow of poverty.
Right wingers protest as President Obama as a uniting effort for all Americans, builds a golden calf.
"Must be rare as no one in Wales 'that we know of' can wind up a clock 'never mind' knows how to make one," said International Business Wales spokesperson.
Health officials say that animals need to be closely watched for flu. "Watch for sign like smell of vapor rub on chests."
Oprah Winfrey takes gospel singer Winans off her show after he refused to sing about her deity.
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