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Jill The Shill
Jill The Shill
Joined: 24 May 2005
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Exorcising Kati Price

Priest gave up, "that Jordan was too strong, I couldn't get her to leave Kati Price's Body."

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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"Q&A with Superman"

'Look, I swear, I never used my x-ray vision to boggle girls.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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In Door Pigeon Craps on 'God Machine' (Large Hadron Collider)

and nearly causes 100 black holes instead of the usual 20 black-holes per hour, which in non-galactic terms is roughly 45 miles to the gallon

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Iran Claims Testing of Its Advanced Nuke Warhead

was just a 'soccer kick-around' to see who could put it "in the back of the net'.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Austin Powers Actor Verne Troyer Can't Move On Dot Org

He's the guy who lost 50 million on a handshake, who dug 100 miles into the Earth's crust to find dirt of the non-pay-dirt variety. Hence the term "to Verne".

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Kafka's 'novel' Metamorphosis

Superman woke one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed overnight into Nancy Pelosi.

written by Tcoah, 07 November 2009
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Nothing In The Rule Book

Undefeated New Orleans Saints admit that whole offensive line are zombies. That's why they're so offensive.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Another Jimmy Baker?

After several people complained that they had lost money taking the advice of a religious teacher on a Chicago local cable station, police turned it on and saw a senior monk with a vow of poverty.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Will Nation Unite?

Right wingers protest as President Obama as a uniting effort for all Americans, builds a golden calf.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2009
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Tick-Tock News: "Rare Welsh Clock Sold at Auction"

"Must be rare as no one in Wales 'that we know of' can wind up a clock 'never mind' knows how to make one," said International Business Wales spokesperson.

written by Tcoah, 06 November 2009
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Watch Animals Closely

Health officials say that animals need to be closely watched for flu. "Watch for sign like smell of vapor rub on chests."

written by Bureau, 06 November 2009
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Winfrey Fires Winans

Oprah Winfrey takes gospel singer Winans off her show after he refused to sing about her deity.

written by Bureau, 06 November 2009
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