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Kenneth Manboobs
Joined: 16 April 2004
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Screen Name: Jalapenoman

Jalapenoman has published 1448 items on TheSpoof

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Location: Las Cruces, NM

Profile: Well, I guess I need to write something here, but it has been a long day and I am dragging. Maybe tomorrow?

(insert long pause here for effect)


Today is not tomorrow (well, it's actually about three days later). How should I start?

"I was born at a very young age." Not right? Too obvious?

"I was born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away. " Overused?

"After winning the Congressional Medal of honor at the age of three and placing it on my mantle between my Oscars, Tonys, Emmys, Grammys, Pulitzers, and Nobels, I decided to embark on a new field of endeavor." Too egotistical?

"After exiting the birth canal and having the obstetrician pull me out, kicking, screaming, and covered with goo, I emerged into the light." Too factual?

I guess I'm just going to have to think on this one a little more before writing a bio!

I should state, however, that my main mission in life is to find the perfect chili relleno and eat at that restaurant daily. So far, numbero uno can be found at Forti's Mexican Elder restaurant on Chelsea street in El Paso. Texas (no, they did not pay me for that plug or give me free food....yet).

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