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Hardship payments for the jobless are to be axed!
Amid fears they are wasted on booze, fags and holidays.
Iain Duncan Smith will unveil plans this week to replace the handouts with a loan in a fresh welfare crackdown.
"A loan? Good gracious me!"
written by Inchcock, 05 September 2012
80,000 Paralympic crowd Boo Osborne!
Come on... some of them must have voted Conservative - a bit like at the end of the war, could you find a Nazi supporter?
written by Inchcock, 04 September 2012
Clegg's Tax on Rich Rejected by Osborne!
Well who would have believed it!
written by Inchcock, 04 September 2012
MPs are earning up 13 times their salary taking on 2nd jobs!
"Oh... I am pleased for them..."
written by Inchcock, 04 September 2012
Wayne Rooney is being looked after by his wife Coleen!
Thanks to the Star for that news.
"I didn't really expect that high class prossie Helen Wood or high class Hooker Jenny Thompson would be looking after him... or did I?"
written by Inchcock, 03 September 2012
Blanket is health and safety risk... unless you pay a fiver!
A stewardess said to Zoe Hammond: "Strict rules" stopped them from handing out blankets - But if she handed over £5 she could have one - along with an eye mask and a blow-up pillow.
"Oh yes...?"
written by Inchcock, 03 September 2012
Theresa May: Let's close door on illegal immigrants
Let's close door on illegal immigrants and call a halt to fake marriages.
"That's the end of her career then! Saying that!"
written by Inchcock, 03 September 2012
Saint's Nigel Adkins caught speeding for 5th time this week!
Southampton Manager Nigel Adkins apologised and said he was desperate for points!
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2012
A railway line to be erected around Villa Park!
So Paul Lambert can get some points!
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2012
100+ Civil servants handed more than £10,000 bonus each
100 civil servants and quango bosses were handed more than £10,000 each last year, on top of their wages!
"Oh am I glad for them!"
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2012
OAPs asking for audio version of kinky novel!
50 Shades of Grey Hair: A charity which provides audiobooks for the visually impaired has had to order in extra copies to cope with demand!
"And why not?"
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2012
I lived with two Teeth inside my Eye for 23 years'
Doctors operating on a tumour in Nagabhushanam Siva's left eye were stunned to find the two fully-formed teeth embedded inside.
Warning: link has graphic content
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2012
Immigrant molester wants to go back to Iraq!
Rasul Abdullah became a serial sex attacker after winning his legal battle to stay in Britain. He groped two women in a club and molested a young mum he had kidnapped.
"What's the problem... let him go!"
written by Inchcock, 31 August 2012
Pensioner puts inflatable sex doll outside house to slow speeding drivers!
Fed-up pensioner Lin Chen bought the doll and dressed it in sexy red lingerie so motorists would slow down to take a look!
Photo of Doll outside her home
written by Inchcock, 31 August 2012
Harrod's Santa arrives with only 151 shopping days left...
Santa arrived in London July 26th - dressed in his usual red robes, though with sunglasses on - to open the Harrods Christmas department!
"Glad he wasn't late!"
written by Inchcock, 31 August 2012
Ship smashes through between boats to fit into parking space'!
Mirror Video
"Watch incredible footage as ship smashes through adjoining boats to fit into too small 'parking space'"
written by Inchcock, 30 August 2012
Mum finishes 32,000-piece jigsaw... and finds last piece missing!
Gretha Glasel worked on the 32,256-piece jigsaw measuring 17ft x 6ft for hundreds of hours over six months
Boy, must she have been mad!
Details and photo
written by Inchcock, 30 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.11 to emergency services revealed
Suspect calls 911 to complain about her unattractive police mugshot. After having a haircutand applying some make up, she called 911 demanding a new mugshot.
Mirror article
written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.10 to emergency services revealed
Another pet owner phoned for an ambulance claiming she had a badly wounded hand - only for paramedics to discover she had sustained a minor scratch from her cat!
"Was it a leopard or tiger then?"
written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.9 to emergency services revealed
A woman dialled 999 after being bitten on the finger - by a Hamster!
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written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Houses of Parliament could close for five years for repairs!
Inchcock Commented: It's the Members of Parliament that need repairs... to their honesty glands, truth tissues, nepotist tendencies, and greed groins!
written by Inchcock, 28 August 2012
8 people riding on one motorbike!
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"One of them eating an ice-cream I think too!"
written by Inchcock, 27 August 2012
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