Internet company Yahoo are on the hunt for new faces to add to their repertoire of smilies.
Tony Blair will not bow down to pressure by standing up before he is ready, says David Blunkett.
Buckingham Palace has been penetrated by an impostor, less than 24 hours after a similar security alert at Windsor Castle.
Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.
Legendary lost city Atlantis has finally been discovered - by a little girl!...
Vicious goth band Sick Hell Death have caused numerous fans irreparable damage to their eardrums.
A Dorset village is reeling from the discovery that their trusted parish priest is a cannibal.
A man has died in a freak confectionery accident whilst on a works outing to a famous chocolate factory...