It was all over the blogosphere today that Barack Obama's Diary turned up when a high school janitor was moving a podium recently.
He sold the diary for an undisclosed sum to a mysterious chain smoking man in a gray trench coat. The janitor who...
In a shocking admission former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, often referred to as 'Yoda', has admitted that he has been the victim of repeated alien abductions since he was a seven year old. He claims he has suffered no ill effects and has...
In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism.
In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program.
While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...
Barack Obama in an apparent move to level the political "playground" has filed a complaint with the Department of Justice accusing rival, John McCain, of bullying him unfairly.
The Department of Justice has so far not commented on the complaint, b...
Senator Barack Obama, feeling that his previous biographies, "Dreams From My Father" and "The Audacity of Hope" have not sufficiently defined his life to voters has been working on a new book.
The working title is "The Chicago Story." Obama says...
Shocking news today from Ospital Angelos in Quadalajara, Mexico. Doctors there has isolated the cause of a strange condition affecting as much as 40% of the population of the large town.
The condition causes the affected patients' eyes to enlarge...
The Obama team has announced today that due to inside information from and old college pal in Pakistan, Obama and Biden will be ready on day one to follow Osama bin Laden to his cave hideaway.
Details of Osama's exact location are being withheld...
Michelle Obama's best friends from the Pink Poodle Beauty Salon couldn't believe their eyes when Michelle showed up for her monthly wax. "Good Lord, girl," one was heard to utter,"what happened to your face? You're looking like Halle Barry, honey!"...
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