Michelle Obama's best friends from the Pink Poodle Beauty Salon couldn't believe their eyes when Michelle showed up for her monthly wax. "Good Lord, girl," one was heard to utter,"what happened to your face? You're looking like Halle Barry, honey!"
Although Michelle admitted nothing about any changes, she did admit to spending a few days with Oprah at her Los Angeles home. Everybody knows that Oprah flies zillions of miles on her private jet every year to have Anastasia Soare pluck her eyebrows, and everyone agrees Michelle's certainly needed some work.
Friends in the know are guessing she also had massive shots of botox because when they were lunching outdoors with Michelle at Lolo's Bistro, a fly landed on Michelle's forehead and she didn't even notice.
All this writer can say is, "You go girl!" It's not every day a humble hospital administrator gets to run for first lady and speak to millions of people.