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Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Shocking news today from Ospital Angelos in Quadalajara, Mexico. Doctors there has isolated the cause of a strange condition affecting as much as 40% of the population of the large town.

The condition causes the affected patients' eyes to enlarge and turn inky black. Vision is not affected. Those affected by the condition also display some disorientation, slight levitation, and a clicking sound that interrupts normal speech.

Laboratory workers growing cultures in an attempt to identify the bacteria or virus causing the outbreak noticed strange movement in the petri dishes and with equipment borrowed from a nearby university were able to clearly see what appears to be microscopic gray creatures with two arms, two legs and a head. The creatures work without cease to transform red blood cells into habitations which are then released from the body through the oily black substance that leaks from the diseased eyes.

No one has recovered from the condition yet, but no one has expired. The condition was first seen four days ago.

In a related story, thousands of people have reported seeing clouds of black soot wafting through the air and settling everywhere in the city.

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