In what they are calling "Operation Find the Lyrical Gangsters," Scotland Yard yesterday launched an intensive search to locate four convicted criminals who crooned their way out of heavily guarded Belmarsh high security prison.
Seven scientists paid to find a cure for mad cow disease simply sat on their back sides and did jack shit for almost a decade.
Arsenal forward, Theo Walcott, is one of the world's fastest players, as well as petrified of balls, revealed manager, Arsene Wenger, during a press conference given after The Gunners' latest match against Fulham.
A recent poll carried out by Laughing Stock Ltd, showed that the rate of pay for spoof writers has gobsmackingly jumped from an average of £4.00 per word to the unbelievably silly amount of £10,000 per letter.
Carrying out what is believed to be a perfectly planned and orchestrated move, 25,000 macaques across Japan ritually disembowelled themselves at lunch time yesterday, to protest the ongoing destruction of their habitat.
The new album, "Prick a Little Sniff a Little," recently released by Rock band Babyshambles, is proving to be an explosive hit with junkies and crackheads the world over.
In a move that has come as a surprise to the international community, the Burmese government has said it is now willing to allow all aid into the country, provided everything, down to the last grain of rice is routed through Senior General Than Shwe&...
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