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Massive police manhunt for felons who sang their way out of Jail

Funny story: Massive police manhunt for felons who sang their way out of Jail

In what they are calling "Operation Find the Lyrical Gangsters," Scotland Yard yesterday launched an intensive search to locate four convicted criminals who crooned their way out of heavily guarded Belmarsh high security prison.

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Scientists researching f**k all

Funny story: Scientists researching f**k all

Seven scientists paid to find a cure for mad cow disease simply sat on their back sides and did jack shit for almost a decade.

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Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Funny story: Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Arsenal forward, Theo Walcott, is one of the world's fastest players, as well as petrified of balls, revealed manager, Arsene Wenger, during a press conference given after The Gunners' latest match against Fulham.

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Spoof writers earning retardedly silly money

Funny story: Spoof writers earning retardedly silly money

A recent poll carried out by Laughing Stock Ltd, showed that the rate of pay for spoof writers has gobsmackingly jumped from an average of £4.00 per word to the unbelievably silly amount of £10,000 per letter.

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Japanese snow monkeys commit mass seppuku in protest of habitat loss

Funny story: Japanese snow monkeys commit mass seppuku in protest of habitat loss

Carrying out what is believed to be a perfectly planned and orchestrated move, 25,000 macaques across Japan ritually disembowelled themselves at lunch time yesterday, to protest the ongoing destruction of their habitat.

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New Babyshambles album massive hit with junkies

Funny story: New Babyshambles album massive hit with junkies

The new album, "Prick a Little Sniff a Little," recently released by Rock band Babyshambles, is proving to be an explosive hit with junkies and crackheads the world over.

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Burma allows aid into country, through Shwe's palace

In a move that has come as a surprise to the international community, the Burmese government has said it is now willing to allow all aid into the country, provided everything, down to the last grain of rice is routed through Senior General Than Shwe&...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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