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Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Funny story: Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Papa Gonzales, a Colombian chicken farmer, has shot off the same leg twice within the space of three weeks by mistake. According to his son Junior, who was watching from a hole in their shack, says his father was chasing a lone chicken around the...

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Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Funny story: Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...

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Vagina Breakfast Platter?

Funny story: Vagina Breakfast Platter?

A Stoke woman has hit the big time after deciding to serve breakfast from her vagina.

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Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Funny story: Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins claims to have 'excited' customers booking up for the summer season by announcing they will not be filling their swimming pools with any water.

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Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

Funny story: Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

After leaving the BBC claiming they wanted him to be a "jester" former England international Ian Wright says he will dress as a clown every day for the rest of his life.

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Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Funny story: Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Katie Holmes last night insisted she had not had surgery to make her face lopsided.

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Capello To Talk Terry Butcher & Others Out of Retirement

Funny story: Capello To Talk Terry Butcher & Others Out of Retirement

England boss Fabio Capello last night stepped up his plan to talk several former England favourites out of retirement.

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Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

Funny story: Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

A 32 year old Bristol man has been arrested after having sex with a lamp and it's shade in a residential area.

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Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Funny story: Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Police have been left in a state of dildo confusion after arresting Birmingham City Football Club co-owner David Sullivan and the club's minging director Karen Brady.

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Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Funny story: Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Mohamed Al Fayed has blamed a Viagra 'episode' for his outlandish remarks and behavior during the recent inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and his son Dodi in Paris almost 39 years ago.

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Empire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget

A 63 year old midget annoyed tourists and security at New York's Empire State Building today with repeated suicide attempts and general scampering.

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NYPD Baffled by Decapitation

The NYPD have launched a murder enquiry after a man was found dead on Harlem streets earlier today.

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Doherty Aims For President

Former Libertines star Pete Doherty has confided in his fellow inmates during his latest prison stint that he hopes for an early release in time for him to be able to join the race to become the next President of The United States of America.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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