Katie Holmes last night insisted she had not had surgery to make her face lopsided.
Mrs. Cruise told reporters that "only half" of her face had ever worked and denied having surgery.
Holmes, to the dismay of everyone, insisted, "look at photographs from my life. Only half of my face has ever worked. When I smile only one side of the lip goes up."
Holmes went onto add an insight into the sextics of her and Tom, saying, "when he touches my left tit, I say, I feel nothing!" and went on to deny rumors that Tom spends his weekends hitting her face with a stick.