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Funny story: "Undecided" Voters Ask to Postpone US Election

"Undecided" Voters Ask to Postpone US Election

A group representing "Undecided" voters has petitioned the Federal Election Commission to postpone the US election for a month, in order to give them more time to make up their minds. Ann B. Valent, spokesperson for the group said "Although this...
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Funny story: Alaska Secedes from USA, Palin Leaves Campaign to be First President

Alaska Secedes from USA, Palin Leaves Campaign to be First President

In a surprising turn of events, the Democrat-controlled US Congress accepted a petition from the Alaskan Independence Party to allow the state to secede. Upon learning this, Sarah Palin immediately dropped out of the US Vice-Presidential race to tak...
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Funny story: Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Anchorage - In a shocking development, Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced she was leaving the McCain presidential ticket because she had just read in a newspaper that John McCain had spent over five years as the guest of a group of com...
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Funny story: Clinton: "I Did Not Have Sexual Fantasies About That Woman, Sarah Palin"

Clinton: "I Did Not Have Sexual Fantasies About That Woman, Sarah Palin"

New York - Former President Bill Clinton, who recently remarked of Sarah Palin "I come from Arkansas, I get why she's hot out there", denied having sexual fantasies about the VPILF hopeful. Anonymous sources, however, have cited staffers at Clin...
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Funny story: McCain Claims to Have Invented Blackberry, Raspberry.

McCain Claims to Have Invented Blackberry, Raspberry.

A spokesman for the McCain campaign claimed today that the senator had been instrumental in the invention of the blackberry. He also claimed credit for inventing the raspberry as well. The blackberry has been consumed by humans since at least t...
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Funny story: Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...
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Funny story: Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...
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Funny story: Wachowski Brothers Hired to Fake Future Moon Landings

Wachowski Brothers Hired to Fake Future Moon Landings

Houston, TX - Anonymous sources at NASA have revealed that the Wachowski Brothers, famous for the Matrix series, have been hired to fake the next generation of moon landings late in the next decade.
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Funny story: Queen to Retire to Florida

Queen to Retire to Florida

(London, Nov 29) HRH Queen Elizabeth II has announced plans to retire from the British Monarchy and move to Florida. She and Prince Philip are looking at a nice two bedroom (in case the kids want to visit) condo in a "senior living community&...
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Funny story: Elusive Gay Gene Identified

Elusive Gay Gene Identified

(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...
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Funny story: JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...
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Funny story: End of Mayan Calendar Coincides with Impact of Shock Wave from Comet Holmes

End of Mayan Calendar Coincides with Impact of Shock Wave from Comet Holmes

(Mount Palomar, CA, Nov 15) Scientists at the Mount Palomar Observatory in California and Caltech have confirmed that the "blast front" from Comet 17P/Holmes will hit the Earth on Dec 21, 2012. By odd coincidence, this is the day that the...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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