Houston, TX. - A simple rain shower. That's all it took to end a 46 year masquerade, the political career of Senator Barack Obama, and his hopes of becoming America's first black President.
Indianapolis, IN - The Children's Museum of Indianapolis recently opened an exhibit called "The Power of Children" which features three famous children; Ryan White, Anne Frank and... some black kid from the 60's.
San Antonio, TX - "Never pay in advance!" chuckled Doctor William Barnett, as he swung his golf club on the 18th hole of the exclusive Pine Ridge Country Club in Cocoa Beach, Florida.
Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.
Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.
Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.
London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.
Pensacola, FL - Petrie Mortimer has had writer's block for 15 years, and now he plans to write a book about his experiences as a blocked writer, called "Blocked: How to Break Free."...
MIT Labs - The world's first successful experiment in Time Travel ended tragically yesterday when scientist Dr. Edwin Freedy returned from the past and reported that he had been unable to prevent his marriage to Nancy Freedy, his wife of 13 years...
Hamburg, GERMANY - Still smarting from their defeat in World War Two, The German Government today announced plans to once again dominate the world, through a series of well-timed economic sanctions and carefully executed trade deals.
AFRICA - After learning that scientists are now cloning monkeys to create new stem cell lines for humans, Tarzan decided this was the best way to save his son, "Boy."...
Miami, FLA - Manny Jacobs has never had sexual intercourse with a woman. And at 80 years old, he knows that now, he probably never will.
PAKASTAN- President General Pervez Musharraf vowed on Tuesday to "kick Benazir Bhutto out of Pakistan".
Hollywood, CA - Like many of our you, we've been worried about how we'll survive the Writers Strike.
San Antonio, CA - President Bush recently visited wounded soldiers at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, California.
LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.
Detroit, MI - Bob Smith, an unemployed Michigan man says he prefers the newer and crazier Heather Mills over the calmer, and saner one from years past.
Hollywood, CA - The new Star Trek Movie, is rolling into high gear, with a better-known cast of unknowns.