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Barack Obama Exposed as a White Man

Funny story: Barack Obama Exposed as a White Man

Houston, TX. - A simple rain shower. That's all it took to end a 46 year masquerade, the political career of Senator Barack Obama, and his hopes of becoming America's first black President.

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Father Struggles to Explain Museum Exhibit

Funny story: Father Struggles to Explain Museum Exhibit

Indianapolis, IN - The Children's Museum of Indianapolis recently opened an exhibit called "The Power of Children" which features three famous children; Ryan White, Anne Frank and... some black kid from the 60's.

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Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

Funny story: Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

San Antonio, TX - "Never pay in advance!" chuckled Doctor William Barnett, as he swung his golf club on the 18th hole of the exclusive Pine Ridge Country Club in Cocoa Beach, Florida.

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Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Funny story: Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.

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Bush Screws up Again

Funny story: Bush Screws up Again

Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.

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Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Funny story: Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.

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The Beatles - Back Together Again?

Funny story: The Beatles - Back Together Again?

London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.

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Writer's Block: Author Plans Book

Funny story: Writer's Block: Author Plans Book

Pensacola, FL - Petrie Mortimer has had writer's block for 15 years, and now he plans to write a book about his experiences as a blocked writer, called "Blocked: How to Break Free."...

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Man Travels Back in Time - To Prevent His Own Marriage

Funny story: Man Travels Back in Time - To Prevent His Own Marriage

MIT Labs - The world's first successful experiment in Time Travel ended tragically yesterday when scientist Dr. Edwin Freedy returned from the past and reported that he had been unable to prevent his marriage to Nancy Freedy, his wife of 13 years...

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Is Germany Back?

Funny story: Is Germany Back?

Hamburg, GERMANY - Still smarting from their defeat in World War Two, The German Government today announced plans to once again dominate the world, through a series of well-timed economic sanctions and carefully executed trade deals.

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Tarzan Clones Cheeta to Save "Boy"

Funny story: Tarzan Clones Cheeta to Save "Boy"

AFRICA - After learning that scientists are now cloning monkeys to create new stem cell lines for humans, Tarzan decided this was the best way to save his son, "Boy."...

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80 Year Old Virgin Says He'll Probably Never Have Sex

Funny story: 80 Year Old Virgin Says He'll Probably Never Have Sex

Miami, FLA - Manny Jacobs has never had sexual intercourse with a woman. And at 80 years old, he knows that now, he probably never will.

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Musharraf: I'm In Love with Benazir Bhutto

Funny story: Musharraf: I'm In Love with Benazir Bhutto

PAKASTAN- President General Pervez Musharraf vowed on Tuesday to "kick Benazir Bhutto out of Pakistan".

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Writers pull the plug on America's Happiness

Funny story: Writers pull the plug on America's Happiness

Hollywood, CA - Like many of our you, we've been worried about how we'll survive the Writers Strike.

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Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

Funny story: Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

San Antonio, CA - President Bush recently visited wounded soldiers at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, California.

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Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

Funny story: Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.

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Local Man Prefers "Crazy" Heather Mills

Funny story: Local Man Prefers "Crazy" Heather Mills

Detroit, MI - Bob Smith, an unemployed Michigan man says he prefers the newer and crazier Heather Mills over the calmer, and saner one from years past.

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New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

Funny story: New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

Hollywood, CA - The new Star Trek Movie, is rolling into high gear, with a better-known cast of unknowns.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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