In an early morning raid police officers from the North pole constabulary child protection squad have sensationally arrested Father Christmas. A police spokesman stated "When we entered the premises we found Mr Claus sitting in front of his comput...
In a surprise announcement today Bumbling Airlines has announced that it will use scab cabincrew supplied by Al-Qaeda to guarantee its scheduled flights over the Christmas period. A spokesman for the union stated: "We understand the twelve day str...
In a shock announcement last night a woman has stepped forward and claimed to have never had sex with Tiger Woods. The news has stunned all who have watched the Tiger Woods story from the start, as day by day the numbers of women admitting to hav...
In a surprising Pre-Budget report Alastair Darling has sensationally made black eye-brow dye both Tax free and Tax deductible. Other surprising Tax breaks amongst the raft of new proposals in the pre budget report are Tax credits for people with S...
In an early morning raid West Chavington social services have taken Katie Prices Liver into care. Case worker Sue Meafta-Woods commented "After a report of a public relapse in her behavior a writ has been served to Miss Prices Mouth. We had to ac...
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