Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) In a dramatic attempt to quell rising tensions, President Obama is offering free medical care to the citizens of North Korea. The bold move comes as N. Korea prepares to launch a second long range missile. The proposal...
Hollywood (FTB newswire) It's a marriage made under the Big Top. FTB News learned that Britney Spears and lion tamer Jason Trawic are going to quit clowning around and tie the knot. After a series of underwear-less romps the singer has decided to ad...
Tower of London, UK (FTB newswire) Visitors to the Tower of London are sure to be disappointed at the absence of the waterboarding display. The favorite attraction was axed after a protest from the U.S. Water boarding was known to be a favorite fo...
London (FTB newswire) The underground website Hack in the Box confessed this week that one of it's members had infiltrated the U.S. Governments most secure network. A hacker known as "k0mrade" claims he broke into the ultra top secret National Securi...
Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) Vice President Joe Biden had an unusual piece of good luck today. The V.P. was pulling weeds in the First Lady's garden when he spotted a strange looking clover. When the VPOTUS looked closer, it was a seven leaf clover...
White House (FTB newswire) The White House Press Corps this morning listened intently while the Press Secretary read a letter signed by the President. It congratulated Hugo Chavez on his recent victory in the Iranian elections. The hard fought rac...
Dickenson VA (FTB newswire) The wheels of Madonna's private Gulfstream jet had barely graced the runway at Robert E Lee Memorial Airport when the crowd broke into cheers. The aging pop idol is on the second leg of her whirlwind, Buy, Buy Baby World T...
Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) The White House Press core went on an unexpected journey this noon. They followed the President and Vice President through the gates of Hell. The short jaunt to a Hade's favorite, called Ray's Hell Burger gave the repor...
Asse Belgium (FTB newswire) The Belgian Bodybuilders Competition was suddenly cancelled when competitors fled the arena. Shortly before show time, pumped up contestants ran like girly-men at the sight of a local doping official. Fans were left flexin...
The worlds leading Psychologists today released a report stating that walking may be bad for your mental health. This shocking 600 page document is based on recent interviews given by former Astronaut Edgar Mitchell. Mitchell was part of the 1971 Apo...
Pyongyang N. Korea (FTB newswire) Next month world leaders will gather in Istanbul Turkey for the redundant Global Conference on Global Warming 2009. Notably absent will be Kim Jong Il of North Korea. Jong Il, dictator for life, of the world's newes...
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