Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) The White House Press core went on an unexpected journey this noon. They followed the President and Vice President through the gates of Hell. The short jaunt to a Hade's favorite, called Ray's Hell Burger gave the reporters a seldom used date line.
White House reporter Jerry Spranger said, "It was a complete shock. Luckily we were in a city full of politicians, so it was a short trip."
The two world leaders seemed right at home as they stood in line to order their lunch. Head chef Vinnie Beelzebub was not surprised, "Oh sure, we get a lot of politicians, although it is a bit unusual for a lunch crowd."
The celebrity guests each had the infamous premium aged (20 billion years) 10 ounce burger. After the meal they shook hands with sinners.
The lunch lasted about one hour. On the ride back to the White House the Vice President was asked about the experience, "It was a lot of fun, I go to Hell all the time!"