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Funny story: Is Yoko still bitter about Beatles stuff?

Is Yoko still bitter about Beatles stuff?

LONDON -- Yoko Ono accepted a Q Award on behalf of her late husband, John Lennon recently and at a press conference some people think she took a dig at Lennon's Beatles band mate Paul McCartney.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

NEW YORK - In an interview recently given by Angelina Jolie, the actress says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt - but never slept with him, probably because "he smells badly."...

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Funny story: Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...

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Funny story: Kidman loves shrinks

Kidman loves shrinks

WASHINGTON -Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman says she didn't go far to research her role as a psychiatrist for the upcoming movie, The Visiting because psychotherapy has been a part of her life all of her life.

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Funny story: NASA targets Pluto

NASA targets Pluto

DUNCAN DONUTS, Fla. -- A spacecraft will begin a voyage to Pluto soon, according to NASA.

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Funny story: Boat People arrive in U.S. amid controversy

Boat People arrive in U.S. amid controversy

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- For many years, 229 Vietnamese Boat People lived floating around the oceans. They have a legitimate home now, as they arrived in the United States on a chartered flight recently.

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Funny story: Barry Bonds on target to hit a million home runs

Barry Bonds on target to hit a million home runs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Returning to baseball after being injured and sidelined most of the season, and still battling the specter of steroids (which he has not admitted to taking), Barry Bonds is hitting home runs again. And now, experts say he is on tar...

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Funny story: No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.

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Funny story: New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

MOBILE, Ala. -- Mobile phone users can use their phones without fear of deadly consequences now that a study finds no evidence of a link between the devices and brain tumors.

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Funny story: World scientists split on divine issue

World scientists split on divine issue

DUST BIN, Montana -- At a scientific conference in Montana, a student in the audience asked the distinguished panelists: "Can you be a good scientist and believe in God?"...

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Funny story: Bush says withdrawal from Middle East would mean bringing troops home

Bush says withdrawal from Middle East would mean bringing troops home

CRAWFORD, Texas -- President Bush said outside his Texas home that withdrawal from Iraq would mean the United States would take out all of its soldiers and that would not be good.

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Funny story: Theory puts Peterson on the spot for people missing on fishing trips

Theory puts Peterson on the spot for people missing on fishing trips

NORTH BEACH, Calif. - Authorities searching for Olivia Newton John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott are now seriously concerned about his disappearance from a routine fishing trip a few weeks ago. A major theory has developed.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...

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Funny story: Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other "stan" country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.

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Funny story: Pavarotti loses voice, plans new tour

Pavarotti loses voice, plans new tour

ROME - Luciano Pavarotti, the famous opera singer who is ridiculed for being much fatter than he really is, has pulled out of a few concerts planned for the summer, after contracting laryngitis.

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Funny story: Who movie needs those who remember

Who movie needs those who remember

LOS ANGELES - Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey, the remaining members of The Who, are the subjects of a documentary about the band's history.

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Funny story: Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

HOUSTON, Texas - The Voyager 1 spacecraft is on the verge of entering interstellar space, or as space officials call it, "Way, way, way out there land."...

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