SOHO, England - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat. Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez' mom, named the…
LONDON - (Satire News) - London's Hussies Union #169 has just endorsed singer/actress Cheryl Cole to be the next prime minister of the United Kingdom. The whore union has 903 members, including one who was voted London's Best Fucking Whore of 2022…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree, a writer with Press Extra has just broken the story that Brit singer Cheryl Cole has been contemplating selling the autographed bra that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth had given to her two years ago. Co…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Double Decker Bus Drivers Union of London has overwhelmingly chosen celebrity Cheryl Cole to be the next UK prime minister. A rep for the group Tobin F. Boxwood, 57, said that the choice was between Piers Morgan, Simon…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "King of X-Rated Films," Ron Jeremy is proud to announce that the chip off the old block, his son Ron Jr., has agreed to appear in an X-rated movie with two stunningly sensuous women "Little Big Ronnie," as Ron Jr.
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole took some time out from her busy schedule to fly to America and make an appearance on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show." The two go back to their days when both were struggling to break into the Briti…
WESTMINSTER, England - (UK Satire) - Songstress Cheryl Cole has purchased Villa Tambourine Mansion, which for many years was the 7,003 sq. ft. palatial home of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. Tammy Blimeyweather, with The Brit Music Scene…
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Cheryl Cole's legion of fans are all ecstatic at the news that she has signed to star in a Spit Fire Films blockbuster movie titled "Princess Di and Her Life In The Fast Lane." Cole will star in the starring role along with…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News has just announced that one of the most prestigious unions in the United Kingdom has just endorsed Cheryl Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole) to be the next PM of England. The 39-year-old s…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The latest rumor floating around the UK is that Prince Charles is having a torrid affair with former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy (Cole). Neville Twickenbuck with Tickety Boo News was the first to break the story, wh…
Liam Payne from Boyband One Direction, has revealed the real reason he left his twice-married wife Cheryl, today. In a typically candid and outspoken interview, Liam revealed that Cheryl was obsessed with her figure, and refused to get pregnant in...
GUADALAJARA, Mexico - Noted Manchester United Red Devils soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar was visiting his relatives in Mexico when he was asked about the rumor that he had dumped British girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Chicharito informed Laguna V...
The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...
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