(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
While Michelle Obama's attempts to get children at an early age on the right path to good diet and exercise habits is a step in the right direction, it simply is not enough to stem the tide of childhood obesity claims Marine General, Jackson "Jarhead...
West Germany, April 1, 1948 -- As rumors continue to swirl concerning President Truman's pursuit of full integration and equality of Negroes within the U.S. military, some units have taken to relieving their pent-up frustration through humorous 8mm s...
NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...
SEATTLE, Washington - Today coffee moguls Starschmucks announced their new "Screw America" campaign, their latest in a series of corporate sponsored events designed to destroy troop morale, lend aid and comfort to our enemies, support terrorism and h...
WASHINGTON, DC - General James T. Conway, Commandant of the United States Marine Corps has been seen strutting the halls of the Pentagon with a cat-ate-the-mouse grin.
In a surprising change of policy, the United States Marine Corps, arguably the most staid and traditional of all branches of the American military services, announced today that all grooming standards are being relaxed. From now on, U.S. Marines, en...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - "From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli," was the verse sung by millions of U.S. Marines as they marched. Today that was changed. The Marines' Hymn, most sacred to all Marines, w...
London, April 6 -- An hour into a news conference on Iran's stunning release of 15 British marines and sailors it had captured in the Persian Gulf and held for almost two weeks after repeatedly saying "Nih, Nih, Nih," two British marine...
Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...
US Marine Corps Commandant General Kraz Krazlak announced today that the Marine Corps planned to "recruit train and deploy when necessary" a Special Forces Gorilla Regiment which would initially report directly to the Marine Corps Commandant.
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