Ealing Studios - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has auditioned for a lead role as an Nazi S&M madam in a Kinky Carry On Colditz movie remake during her flying visit to London.
The Kevin Spacey-directed film is to be a biopic of notorious Opus Dei flagellation enthusiast and Formula One chief Max Mosley.
The 69 year-old son of a top WWII British fascist leader has galvanised jaded London social circles with his Third Reich orgy antics which are now to be forever immortalised on film.
Hilton is understood to be cast as Ms Pandora Lashley, an insatiable whip-wielder and administrator of the fabled Tabasco enema technique.
Her retinue of cheap and tacky fifty quid-a-pop London hookers is set to include Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy, all three Geldof girls and a Lithuanian red-head bombshell currently working as a lavatory attendant at the Mahiki Club's ladies rest room.
"The star role of Max Mosley is a toss up between Will Ferrel and Colin Farrell," an Ealing Studios exec said today.