Friday, 17 October 2003
You looking at my stuff?!
You know the ones I mean. The ones that say "Hey, look at my boobs", then, as you're reading this message, you get slapped and verbally abused.
I don't understand!
Why wear tops that have messages written on your chest if you're gonna get upset just because someone's interested in what it says?!
I guess I'll never understand women.
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