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Funny story: GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

Washington, DC - a recent study of 3000 women around the globe, found that nearly three quarters of them found men to be sexiest when standing in a thai-chi, karate stance, regardless of ethnicity. This peeked our sexual curiosity around the offic...
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Funny story: New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics. Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
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Funny story: Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

SOCHI, Russia - One of the biggest surprises at The XXII Sochi Winter Olympics has just been uncovered by The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has informed the world wide news media of a confession made by Juanita...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Says He'll End Up Much Prettier Than His Wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner

Bruce Jenner Says He'll End Up Much Prettier Than His Wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner

LOS ANGELES - Bruce Jenner has said that he has always liked the female name Bridget, as in Bridget Bardot. He has suggested that he will most probably pick that as his female name after he goes through his SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). J...
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Funny story: Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Transportation Safety Association trying to regain its credibility has fired the TSA agent who was taking upskirt photos of women passengers with his cell phone. A TSA spokesperson said that his agency promises that the inci...
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Funny story: Vehicle accessories

Vehicle accessories

For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...
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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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Funny story: The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.
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Funny story: A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
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Funny story: UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

Great Britain famous for being world beaters in everything that is either unimportant or scandalous have grabbed yet another world record; they host the World's No 1 female boozer who downs 28 pints of cheap lager everyday! The GB's list of infamo...
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Funny story: Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...
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Funny story: Maldives to Beat Female Virgins, Males Get Attaboys

Maldives to Beat Female Virgins, Males Get Attaboys

In a startling decision made public today, the government of the Maldives has announced that all female virgins between the ages of nine and ninety seven will be required to participate, as victims, in public floggings to be held within the next two...
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Funny story: Yanks should ignore Hillary

Yanks should ignore Hillary

Not Duff, she's alright, the other one - Clinton. The wife of former president William Clinton is presently on the rampage across the US in pursuit of becoming the first female Commander in Chief. Fair play to her I say but American voters should really consider basically telling her to piss off for the following reasons.
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Funny story: Lonely Hearts

Lonely Hearts

Bearded Male with GSOH seeks similar female for Naturist Morris Dancing. Must provide own stick and Bells.
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