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Funny story: Chinatown's Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

Chinatown's Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

The Fortunate Sun Fortune Cookie Company of Chinatown, in honor of The Chinese New Year, has just released its latest fortune cookie messages for 2011. Hu Hu How, chief fortune cookie message writer, was born and raised in China. He attended the prestigious Chopsticks University in Shanghai where he met and married Suzi Yo Fung Chin, heiress to the Republican Rickshaw Company of Peking, China.
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Funny story: New Bin Laden message

New Bin Laden message

Osama Bin Laden, a family friend of the Bush family and one who lived in the USA for many years, and took cocaine with George W. Bush and dated hostesses there, today released his latest evil message from a cave in Outer Moronicamericanistan. 'People of the West', he said, in a suitable Hollywood 'bad beardy guy' accent, 'I will destroy you all! Only little children would believe in this messag...
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Funny story: "Message In A Bottle"

"Message In A Bottle"

A message in a bottle that was tossed into the ocean off Barnegat Bay in New Jersey has turned up in North Carolina -39 years later. The note was sealed in a Schaefer beer bottle. It was dated Aug. 17, 1969 and reads: "Like, whoever gets this...have a groovy day. This is no trash talk, man. I wish you the best, whoever and whenever, dude. We're cool here. Enjoying our brown rice and b...
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Funny story: Top Ten Results of the Heat Caused by Global Warming

Top Ten Results of the Heat Caused by Global Warming

10. The phrase "go to Hell" is received as a message of hope...
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Funny story: Message From Juan Kerr From Los Malvinas

Message From Juan Kerr From Los Malvinas

Buenos Dias Senor, Como estas?...
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Funny story: Dali Lama Jailed For Hit And Run

Dali Lama Jailed For Hit And Run

The Tibetan Buddhist spiritual leader and living God is languishing in a Peruvian jail on charges of hit and run. Shocked Tibetan officials received the news by text message. It is thought that the Peruvian smoke signal machine had broken down after...
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Funny story: 'The End is Nigh' say Rumpologists

'The End is Nigh' say Rumpologists

George W Bush was always going to narrowly win a second term in office - that was the message in the President's posterior.
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Funny story: Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to &quo...
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Funny story: Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to "weaken our resolve."...
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Funny story: And now a message from Wilford Brimley:

And now a message from Wilford Brimley:

And now a message from Wilford Brimley: I’d like to speak to you a moment about a problem you’re probably just hoping will go away. I’m talking about Rectal Leakage and what you need to be doing about it.
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Funny story: Female T-Shirts

Female T-Shirts

You know the ones I mean. The ones that say "Hey, look at my boobs", then, as you're reading this message, you get slapped and verbally abused.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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