Jade on her wedding night
I would like to apologise to Jade goody. In the past she has been made to look a thick, useless, talentless, fat slapper with a foul mouth and racist tendencies. I now know that I was wrong.
Jade is in fact Jesus, Mary, the Prophet Mohammad, Buddha, Mother Theresa and all the saints rolled into one. I was blind to her talents. But now that she is going to die we see her to be wonderful. I would like to thank Clax Mifford for pointing this out to me (for the usual 20%).
Saint Jade (likely to be announced soon by the Pope) has touched all our hearts and has united the nation. We will never see her like again.
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