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Friday, 29 January 2010

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The American Idol plane "The Yellow Dawg" flying the judges into Dallas.

DALLAS - Erica Rhodes walked into The American Idol audition room like she owned the place. And dressed as she was, in a dominatrix outfit complete with knee-high black Nazi boots, no underwear, and a black leather whip, she very well could have owned the place.

Right away Simon's eyes lit up. Randy started salivating, Kara blushed, and guest judge Neil Patrick Harris covered one eye and let out a little scream that sounded like it could have come from Miley Cyrus.

Erica the Eerie sang the song "Free Your Mind." She appeared to have a good voice but it was very hard to hear her over all of the whipcrackin' that was going on. That and Simon hollering, "Yeah mama, work it mama, come show daddy what you learned in reform school."

Kara told Simon that he should be ashamed of himself. Erica asked Kara if she wanted for her to whip Simon. Kara replied that if she did he would probably end up asking her to marry him. Erica started moving towards Simon but she was stopped by two security guards.

Needless to say Erica The Whip got a ticket to go on to Hollywood. She will probably not even make it into the Top 40, but she will be a hoot to watch as it is very hard to make Cowell blush, but Whipwoman can certainly do it.

In other news. Switzerland's planned invasion of Bolivia will have to wait because the wheels on the Swiss army's three tanks are all frozen solid.

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