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Monday, 23 February 2009

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Bollywood Another Hollywood

Rohan Antao, former fiance of Slumdog star, Freida Pinto, blames the movies success and Pinto's costar Dev Patel for breaking them up.

A report in News Of The World, Antao is quoted as saying , "The film bosses at Bollywood didn't want her to be engaged. It would affect the whole emphasis of the film, the love story. I had no say in it. It was supposedly good for Freida's career and her new life that she not be engaged at the present time."

"Now everywhere I look I see Freida with Dev to play up the film's story. I think I would like to meet Dev face to face."

According to all the recent press releases, Freida Pinto is now infactuated with her co-star. Of course, this holds people's interest and keeps the movie plot before the public.

"Now everywhere I go, I see those billboards and they turn my stomach", Antao reportedly told News. "Bollywood is just like Hollywood, the money rules over people's personal lives. Careers, not happiness, comes first. Perhaps my own story with Freida would make a good film."

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