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Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

Funny story: Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

A massive argument has erupted at the annual Dorking Dance Off held at Dorking Town Hall. It started just after the tango as the Bollywood dancers came in while the ballet dancers waited for their turn. As heated looks were exchanged, the belly dance...

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India lads mag outs Veena Malik 'as Bollywood Anna Chapman'

Pakistan - "I won't be taking this slur lying down," ebony-eyed Pakistani actress, model and sometime comedienne Veena Malik vowed today. But her country's equivalent of 'MI5' is said to be livid at the publication of its ISI acronym tattooed on t...

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Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...

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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Funny story: Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Mumbai - Rumors that Kate and William are heading to India on honeymoon have been met with horror among Bollywood's astro-savvy elite. "By all means take Kate on the ganja trail to Goa," Aishwarya Rai commented, "maybe even Kathmandu for the hashi...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told the supermarket tabloid, Ju...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

HOLLYWOOD - One of Bollywood's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai has agreed to star in Tico Scallavini's film The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe. Rai, who was voted Miss World in 1994, last year appeared with Angelina Jolie in the motion picture...

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Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

Funny story: Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

The massive spike in attendance in the IT-department seems to have finally been explained. Income Tax sleuths allegedly uncovered 6 crores and 18 autographs at Chopra's house. "The tax department of late has become quite efficient. And I got my...

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Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Funny story: Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...

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Bollywood sizzles as stars walk the red carpet and half-Brit mirch Kat[rina] Kaif dethrones aging thandai Aishwarya Rai

Funny story: Bollywood sizzles as stars walk the red carpet and half-Brit mirch Kat[rina] Kaif dethrones aging thandai Aishwarya Rai

Bollywoodtown, Mumbai: This city of 14 million had all the right amount of hot-mirch and sizzle as the 17th Screen Awards ceremony (Mumbai's equivalent of the Oscars) brought some 6-million Scoville unit garam-masala heat to an otherwise chilly nigh...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Funny story: Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): Indian stargazers who picked the date for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan's nuptial conjunction advised on the timing of today's royal announcement. A resplendent Sun trine Jupiter angle straddling the signs of Scorpio...

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Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...

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Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

The recently announced Bollywood movie starring Clint Eastwood and Sam Elliot has given new meaning to the term "Cowboys and Indians." The two film stars, most famous for their hard hitting westerns (Unforgiven, Pale Rider, The Good, the Bad, and th...

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Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Funny story: Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Kristen Stewart is to appear in an Indian Movie, called Paani, which is the Indian word for water. Meanwhile Robert Pattinson, her co star in Twilight, is to appear in a cowboy Movie, a remake of the successful Gary Cooper, Movie, High Noon. Krist...

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Zac Efron To Star With India's Deepika Padukone In "The Taj Mahal Princess"

Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With India's Deepika Padukone In "The Taj Mahal Princess"

MUMBAI, India - Zac Efron and Deepika Padukone met with the Bollywood press to announce that they will be appearing in Faroog Kapoor's motion picture The Taj Mahal Princess. The movie will be filmed in the actual Taj Mahal and Kapoor has stated th...

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India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

Funny story: India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

BOMBAY - Two of the most famous directors in Bollywood, India, are Ashwani and Raheem Amanpreet. Together the brothers have won over 37 academy awards, 26 Emmy awards, and the president's award for penmanship. The Amanpreets shared a win in last y...

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Discredited IPCC Head to Go Bollywood

Funny story: Discredited IPCC Head to Go Bollywood

Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the scandal-ridden Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), which shared the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize with former U.S. vice-president Al "Hockey Stick" Gore, is throwing in the towel to return to India and have...

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Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.

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