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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine  Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
boring. Hard to make fun of something so boring.
Or am I just getting old.. or perhaps the aspartame has got to me? Or perhaps it is the darkness. The darkness that smothers everything this time of year.. |
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Inchcock
Writer  Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Look on the bright side, as my Grandmother used to say: "It's an ill cook with winds in the bush with the birds on Wednesday half-day closing with too many cooks!"
She used to say that every time I visited her in the asylum. Cheers Inch |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And, "a cook in the kitchen, is not worth two in the bath, where the toilet brush has lost its handle". As I used to say to my doctor.
Thats wot got me into the asylum Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Lynton
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He who baths first baths lengest because the water's cold and dirty when he's finished with it..
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"world seems boring now"
ah, but what's now, then? Not then, just now. I said now, then. Not now then, now. |
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yesterday and tomorrow are all I have left to fill the dark void at present..
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
today is tomorrow's yesterday
yesterday, today was tomorrow it's always NOW.HERE is where we always are so we are NOWHERE and it's marvellous. I wouldn't be anywhere else, other than everywhere, which is the same (non)place |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hair and Nails. Or is it, here and now? As Kim Jong I'm Ill would have said. The world is round, but to people with loss of balance, it is flat. What does that tell us?
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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