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Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 20 Dec 11 07:34
boring. Hard to make fun of something so boring.
Or am I just getting old.. or perhaps the aspartame has got to me? Or perhaps it is the darkness. The darkness that smothers everything this time of year..

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 20 Dec 11 07:49 - Edited By: Inchcock, 20 Dec 11 07:50
Look on the bright side, as my Grandmother used to say: "It's an ill cook with winds in the bush with the birds on Wednesday half-day closing with too many cooks!"

She used to say that every time I visited her in the asylum.

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Posted: 20 Dec 11 14:56
And, "a cook in the kitchen, is not worth two in the bath, where the toilet brush has lost its handle". As I used to say to my doctor.

Thats wot got me into the asylum


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Posted: 20 Dec 11 19:59
He who baths first baths lengest because the water's cold and dirty when he's finished with it..

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Posted: 20 Dec 11 20:13
"world seems boring now"

ah, but what's now, then?

Not then, just now.

I said now, then. Not now then, now.

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Posted: 20 Dec 11 21:29
Yesterday and tomorrow are all I have left to fill the dark void at present..


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"world seems boring now"

ah, but what's now, then?

Not then, just now.

I said now, then. Not now then, now.


Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 20 Dec 11 22:05
today is tomorrow's yesterday

yesterday, today was tomorrow

it's always NOW.HERE is where we always are

so we are NOWHERE

and it's marvellous.

I wouldn't be anywhere else, other than everywhere, which is the same (non)place

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Posted: 20 Dec 11 23:59
Hair and Nails. Or is it, here and now? As Kim Jong I'm Ill would have said. The world is round, but to people with loss of balance, it is flat. What does that tell us?




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