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armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 14 Dec 11 21:42
What the hell is that all about?
And where in the bible does it say we must drink it?


Just askin



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IainB
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Posted: 14 Dec 11 23:26
Eggnog is the collected spit of every mammal on the planet, except baboons. And lightly armoured armadillos, as they are the only mammal not to produce spit.

It's in the bible.

Job 20:20 - And washed onto the whale's tongue was a whole crate of WKD and a whole crate of eggnog. The eggnog was poured down the whales throat, making him violently sick. Lo! Job was free, but not having finished the WKD, he went back in.

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Ellie James

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Posted: 14 Dec 11 23:45
I actually like eggnog. Not every day. But a few times a year.

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 15 Dec 11 15:41
Ian, Only you, could answer a scholastic question, that has had every Pope, Magi, Sanhedren, vicar, and Bishop, in the world baffled for thousands of years.

I believe you.....


You make me cry with laughter.

Love as Always

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 Dec 11 22:35
Eggnog was Noggin The Nog's bald cousin.

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Posted: 16 Dec 11 06:16

Quote: Erskin Quint

Eggnog was Noggin The Nog's bald cousin.


Bald cousin? Did you call me?

Inch

Lynton
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Posted: 16 Dec 11 13:29
Lotta Pus - I believe she was an Advocaat in Utrecht and invented Eggnog while squeezing zits at her mirror.
'S no ball to drink it at all

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Dec 11 19:46
I wouldn't advocaat drinking it.

Lynton
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Posted: 16 Dec 11 21:28
Hello Mr Q. How's your belly off for spots?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Dec 11 21:50
Immaculate, Mr L.



Lynton
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Posted: 16 Dec 11 22:00
First real free night I've had during this moving lark - recovering my strength to move the cats tomorrow which should be a lot of spit blood and fur.

I'm hoping someone will buy me a new r key for the lap top. My geek of a son had to reprogram the 'ctrl-v' key combination to get r (don't ask me!). If I get one I'll need another 6 months to retrain where to find the bloody r.


 
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