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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What the hell is that all about?
And where in the bible does it say we must drink it? Just askin Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eggnog is the collected spit of every mammal on the planet, except baboons. And lightly armoured armadillos, as they are the only mammal not to produce spit.
It's in the bible. Job 20:20 - And washed onto the whale's tongue was a whole crate of WKD and a whole crate of eggnog. The eggnog was poured down the whales throat, making him violently sick. Lo! Job was free, but not having finished the WKD, he went back in. Iain |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I actually like eggnog. Not every day. But a few times a year.
Ellie |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ian, Only you, could answer a scholastic question, that has had every Pope, Magi, Sanhedren, vicar, and Bishop, in the world baffled for thousands of years.
I believe you..... You make me cry with laughter. Love as Always Arm ..................... |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eggnog was Noggin The Nog's bald cousin.
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bald cousin? Did you call me? Inch |
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Lynton
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Lotta Pus - I believe she was an Advocaat in Utrecht and invented Eggnog while squeezing zits at her mirror.
'S no ball to drink it at all |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wouldn't advocaat drinking it.
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Lynton
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Hello Mr Q. How's your belly off for spots?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Immaculate, Mr L.
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Lynton
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First real free night I've had during this moving lark - recovering my strength to move the cats tomorrow which should be a lot of spit blood and fur.
I'm hoping someone will buy me a new r key for the lap top. My geek of a son had to reprogram the 'ctrl-v' key combination to get r (don't ask me!). If I get one I'll need another 6 months to retrain where to find the bloody r. |
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