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Hi, well I am here to speak on behalf of the person YOU know as Lady Godiva. I've been asked to pass on a message to you.

Unfortunately her computers have been seized by the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) as they suspect she has been hacking into local Bank Accounts of customers in her small town and moving money into her own account.

Luckily she had left her laptop at MY place last night as she suspected they were 'on to her'. She told me how to get to The Spoof.

She has asked me to let you know she will be back here as soon as she clears this mess up.

Please support her. She has asked me to pass on any messages you leave here for her.Thank you.

This is the best you could come up with for April Fool's Day? Which, by the way, isn't until tomorrow...Well, I guess it's tomorrow in Europe.

Pitiful, LG, really pitiful...

Well.......it was late!

LG

Well.......it was late!

LG

Well.......it was late!

LG

There's an echo in here.

LG

I liked it.

To whomever has stolen Miss LG's Machine

I think there about 5 good follow up stories there.

1. Discovering Ms. Godiva's shopping history, including a proclivity for monogrammed chartreuse socks.

2. Text message history with certain former foreign leaders, proving proof that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is NOT actually dead.

3. Love letters from her many fans in interesting locations like "Folsom", "Attica", "Leavenworth", and "Sing Sing".

4. Payment history showing LG's philanthropic side, in the support of former politicians training to become opera singers.

5. Photo .JPG files that prove LG was in fact both a hockey and soccer (football) star, thought she denies that her avatar pics are photoshopped.

Love the avatar PM. But wondering if you aren't RFreed in disguise after one of his many snowboarding outings...

HA! I'd completely wiped my pooter before I realised it was a hoax Lady G!

D'oh!

Btw, anyone seen Lynton?

I thought he'd have served his time in 'the cooler' by now?

No sign of Lynton for days

Reckon he's gone to be treated..

Lucky bastard..

'Treated' well, I hope?

Yup! I was wondering where Lynton was too.

By the way...the OPP cleared me of hacking into the Bank's computers.....mistaken identity...It was that other writer with the same profile picture as me Karen Fish. Mind you the OPP can't find her


LG

Eh. The IT department had the humourous state of mind to change the keyboard layout (it was still QWERTY physically - but they changed it to DVORAK), but they also managed to AutoCorrect words to make different words.

The sentence: "I went to the park" is "I wneet to LOLOLOLOLFAIL parc."

Were you drinking that Red Bull again last night?

Naughty!

LG

Lady,

Relax. You are just suffering an aspartame overdose. It will end shortly. Then you go into the tertiary phase, which lasts the rest of your life.