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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 01:05 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 1 Apr 11 02:43
Hi, well I am here to speak on behalf of the person YOU know as Lady Godiva. I've been asked to pass on a message to you.

Unfortunately her computers have been seized by the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) as they suspect she has been hacking into local Bank Accounts of customers in her small town and moving money into her own account.

Luckily she had left her laptop at MY place last night as she suspected they were 'on to her'. She told me how to get to The Spoof.

She has asked me to let you know she will be back here as soon as she clears this mess up.

Please support her. She has asked me to pass on any messages you leave here for her.Thank you.

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Posted: 1 Apr 11 04:26
This is the best you could come up with for April Fool's Day? Which, by the way, isn't until tomorrow...Well, I guess it's tomorrow in Europe.

Pitiful, LG, really pitiful...



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Posted: 1 Apr 11 10:41
Well.......it was late!

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 10:41
Well.......it was late!

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 10:41
Well.......it was late!

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 10:44
There's an echo in here.

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Posted: 1 Apr 11 11:42
I liked it.

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 12:04
To whomever has stolen Miss LG's Machine

I think there about 5 good follow up stories there.

1. Discovering Ms. Godiva's shopping history, including a proclivity for monogrammed chartreuse socks.

2. Text message history with certain former foreign leaders, proving proof that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is NOT actually dead.

3. Love letters from her many fans in interesting locations like "Folsom", "Attica", "Leavenworth", and "Sing Sing".

4. Payment history showing LG's philanthropic side, in the support of former politicians training to become opera singers.

5. Photo .JPG files that prove LG was in fact both a hockey and soccer (football) star, thought she denies that her avatar pics are photoshopped.



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Posted: 1 Apr 11 15:23
Love the avatar PM. But wondering if you aren't RFreed in disguise after one of his many snowboarding outings...

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Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:22
HA! I'd completely wiped my pooter before I realised it was a hoax Lady G!

D'oh!

Btw, anyone seen Lynton?

I thought he'd have served his time in 'the cooler' by now?


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Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:48


No sign of Lynton for days

Reckon he's gone to be treated..

Lucky bastard..






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Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:08
'Treated' well, I hope?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 20:07 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 1 Apr 11 20:09
Yup! I was wondering where Lynton was too.

By the way...the OPP cleared me of hacking into the Bank's computers.....mistaken identity...It was that other writer with the same profile picture as me Karen Fish. Mind you the OPP can't find her


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Posted: 1 Apr 11 21:17
Eh. The IT department had the humourous state of mind to change the keyboard layout (it was still QWERTY physically - but they changed it to DVORAK), but they also managed to AutoCorrect words to make different words.

The sentence: "I went to the park" is "I wneet to LOLOLOLOLFAIL parc."

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 12:54
Were you drinking that Red Bull again last night?

Naughty!

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Posted: 3 Apr 11 04:51
Lady,

Relax. You are just suffering an aspartame overdose. It will end shortly. Then you go into the tertiary phase, which lasts the rest of your life.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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