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Vergin' on the Rocks, eh?

Well, I always knew the Virgin Mary was hanging around the cliffs in Cornwall. She's waiting for her son to return....
That's the obvious place for his 55th 'coming' don't you think?


LG

I should start sending in some photos of the motley tiles in my bathroom. Sitting on the loo I see all kinds of faces of famous and not so famous people in the designs.

Sheesh! My dad's even there, whenever I was to see him.

I dunno. It is the Sun newspaper. It doesn't really have exactly, journalistic integrity. And it's owned by Rupert Murdoch. So that's even more worse.

But still, IF it did happen, HOLY SHIT! I know people who live in Cornwall. They can verify it for me.

Of course it isn't

1. Cliff is nowhere to be seen
2. Whoever it is, is standing
3. Her fist is bigger than her head
4. Why can't we see who she is offering her jug(s)to?

All graven images that appear on toast, door jambs, cliff faces and coffee froth are actually made in a warehouse near Blackpool.

It's been a very lucrative business for them lately.

Councils employ Graven Idol Ltd to boost tourism in an area.

More info available at my new web site: ConspiracyTheory.con.

Iain

Doesn't say alot for her husband Stephen. She spent her 'romantic valentines weekend break' taking badly framed pictures of rock.

Looks more like a barmaid,

Virgin of the pub I guess.

That's not Mary; that's Bebe! Trust me; I know; I'm a prelate.