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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would imagine trying to rodger a Lion or a Gorilla would be a bit dangerous. You would have to approach at night, down wind and have a good pair of Nike Airmax. What would be a good chat up line? |
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Jimbo123
Writer  Location: London Registered: 28 May 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's for dinner?
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Lady Godiva
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'Hello big boy!'
'Come here often' (very original). 'Pardon my intrusion'. 'You'll probably not feel a thing'. 'You may just feel a little prick'. 'Is this your first time?' 'When I said "don't eat me" I didn't think you'd take it literally....help....mammy!' ' |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
LG, I am getting worried about you. Please ensure you take the medication before you travel!
Your lovely! Love Arm |
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Lady Godiva
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Don't worry dearie, I've just heard from the nurse and she's 'phoned in' my prescriptions to The Dover Apothecary. I'll be picking them up tomorrow.
And that's the truth! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The blokes who are "pros" at this sort of thing end up being "cons" when they get caught!
... at least in the States ... That IS illegal on the other side of the pond too, isn't it?  |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fuckin hell arm!
You could get someone to tranquilise it first, then give it a good seeing to (as long as it's lying the right way) while it's zonked out. Better still, why not find yourself a nice girl? "Rodger the Lion?" "No, as a matter of fact. It's called Timothy." |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Depends on how big your time-piece is. As the ho's say; "Big watch...Little dick."
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Morse
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as Skoob said to the mosquito...'hold still little darllin', this won't hurt, did it?" |
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Morse
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First time in the Shetlands then, deary? |
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Morse
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"That sum bitch really gets my goat....now I can't get near her fer milkin." Kevin from Arkansas |
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Morse
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Red Riding Hood to the Wolf: "Eat, eat, eat....doesn't anybody F****anymore? |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you Erskin, your approach to this kind of subject is always welcome. Please feel free to choose a friend.
Arthur Scrond Head Zoo Keeper London |
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Lady Godiva
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The Duke of Edinburgh wears big wellies!
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Lynton
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Three little pigs to the big bad wolf - just blow wolfy and fergit the house
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why thanks Mr Scrond
I'll BEAR it in mind!
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I just hope, that this forum and its content are never leaked to MI5. Anyone been to the Tower Of London?
Love to you all Arm |
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